I currently work with clients through 1-1 coaching session packages. This allows me to offer you a completely personalised VIP experience as we can tailor sub-conscious tools & techniques to target your specific challenge areas. To get started please click the button below & fill out an application form to work with me at TSHP. Your application will be reviewed to ensure my coaching is the right option for you.
(STAY TUNED: TSHP’s signature 8-week online program the ‘Love Your Own Ass Class’ coming soon!)
Who is this program for?
- People who are TIRED and ready to say NO to being stuck with food/diet struggles, body anxiety or an exhausting struggle to consistently ‘be more’..
- Are SERIOUSLY ready to shine a light on YOUR shit and COMMIT to a different life as the creator of your own badass outcomes!
- People who want to work with a passionate coach who lives in the real world, drops a few F-bombs and is experienced in mindset overhaul cos they’re sick of the fluffy ‘la-la’ self-trained advice givers!
Who is this program not for?
- People who are not ready to acknowledge the consequences of not changing so cannot commit to prioritising their health, happiness and power
- People who are not ready to take responsibility for their own life or invest time, money or energy into new outcomes for themselves
- People looking for cheap quick-fix options without doing the work
Why do you have to apply?
To get results – you have to be committed, not just interested.
What’s the difference? We’ll use my favourite breakfast food metaphor. It’s like eggs and bacon. The pig is committed to the breakfast, he puts his actual ass on the line. The chicken just lays some eggs; she is only involved. I need only pigs in my program, pigs get results. I am here, committing to serve you 100% to get you results. It is important to me that I believe you are making a wise investment in yourself, knowing you will commit to on your side.
I need to know we are a good fit to work together.
A fit?! Are we dating?! Kinda. Relationships don’t work if anyone’s balls are being broken. We just need to check both our balls are going to be kept intact and we get along.
What happens next?
After reviewing your initial application as suitable, myself or a team member will contact you to organise a time for your 45min FREEDOM SESH where we will:
- Take 10 minutes to ascertain if we are a good ‘fit’ to work together, what you want from the program and why you want to change. I’ll let you know if I feel TSHP is right for you or (politely!) advise that I don’t feel now is the right time for us to go ahead and why.
- If so, we have a “truth time” chat about where you’re at, where you’ve been, how you got there and then start crafting a lil of the AMAZINGNESS of your new life.
What do you have to do then?
Decide whether you’re in or out.
There’s 100% no pressure to proceed.
Either it’s on like D-Kong or we decide it’s not.
Speaking - Events & Webinars
Do you have a corporate/community event or workshop, or a mental health awareness event in need of a speaker?
Someone to come and dish out a firm (but compassionate) motivational spanking to inspire change and provide education to your audience?
I am on a mission to spread my message, like tiny sperms through the vagina of society, making babies of empowerment and awesomeness. I am passionate. I like to entertain. I also love to relate to people using bad language and dirty metaphors*.
My favourite motivational spankings are delivered via the topics below:
- Sharing ‘my story’ through my experiences with
- Depression (particularly ‘high-functioning’ depression)
- Disordered eating and body image issues
- How to create body positivity and escape from food prison!
- Achieving your goals! Fix bad habits and stop self sabotage
- Finding Self Worth; why right now all men are assholes and you can’t have what she’s having
- Emotional Eating – why ‘snaccidents’ happen, how to stop!
- Motivation: Why I don’t believe in willpower and you shouldn’t either
- <Insert your other topic>